Some nights, I stay up cashing in my bad luck
Some nights, I call it a draw
Some nights, I wish that my lips could build a castle
Some nights, I wish they'd just fall off

But I still wake up, I still see your ghost
Oh Lord, I'm still not sure what I stand for
What do I stand for? What do I stand for?
Most nights, I don't know anymore

This is it, boys, this is war
What are we waiting for?
Why don't we break the rules already?

I was never one to believe the hype
Save that for the black and white
I try twice as hard and I'm half as liked
But here they come again to jack my style

That's alright
I found a martyr in my bed tonight
She stops my bones from wondering
Just who I am, who I am, who I am

Some nights, I wish that this all would end
'Cause I could use some friends for a change
And some nights, I'm scared you'll forget me again
Some nights, I always win
(I always win)

But I still wake up, I still see your ghost
Oh Lord, I'm still not sure what I stand for
What do I stand for? What do I stand for?
Most nights, I don't know

So this is it? I sold my soul for this?
Washed my hands of that for this?
I miss my mom and dad for this?

No, when I see stars
When I see stars, that's all they are
When I hear songs
They sound like a swan, so come on
Oh come on, oh come on, oh come on

Well, that is it, guys, that is all
Five minutes in and I'm bored again
Ten years of this
I'm not sure if anybody understands

This one is not for the folks at home
I'm sorry to leave, mom, I had to go
Who the f*** wants to die alone
All dried up in the desert sun?

My heart is breaking for my sister
And the con that she called love
But when I look into my nephew's eyes
Man, you wouldn't believe the most amazing things
That can come from some terrible nights

The other night, you wouldn't believe the dream
I just had about you and me
I called you up but we'd both agree
It's for the best you don't listen
It's for the best we get our distance

It's for the best you don't listen
It's for the best we get our distance

There was a time, I used to look into my father's eyes
In a happy home, I was a king I had a gold throne
Those days are gone, now the memories are on the wall
I hear the sounds from the places where I was born

Up on the hill across the blue lake,
thats where I had my first heart break
I still remember how it all changed
my father said

Don't you worry, don't you worry child
See heaven's got a plan for you
Don't you worry, don't you worry now
Yeah!

Don't you worry, don't you worry now
Yeah!
Ooh ooh ooh ooooh!
See heaven's got a plan for you
Ooh ooh ooh ooooh!

There was a time, I met a girl of a different kind
We ruled the world,
Thought I'll never lose her out of sight, we were so young
I think of her now and then
Still hear the song reminding me of when

Up on the hill across the blue lake,
thats where I had my first heart break
I still remember how it all changed
my father said

Don't you worry, don't you worry child
See heaven's got a plan for you
Don't you worry, don't you worry now
Yeah!

Don't you worry, don't you worry child
See heaven's got a plan for you
Don't you worry, don't you worry now
Yeah!

Ooh ooh ooh ooooh!
See heaven's got a plan for you
Ooh ooh ooh ooooh!
Yeah!

Should have been different but
It wasn't different, was it
Same old story, dear john, and so long
Should have fit like a glove
Should have fit like a ring
Like a diamond ring
A token of true love
Should have all worked out
But it didn't
She should be here now
But she isn't

There's your trouble, there's your trouble
You keep seeing double with the wrong one
You can't see I love you, you can't see she doesn't
But you just keep holding on
There's your trouble

So now you're thinking 'bout
All you're missing -- how

Deep you're sinking, round and round and dragging down
Why don't you cash in your chips
Why don't you call it a loss
Not such a big loss, chalk it up better luck
Could have been true love
But it wasn't
It should all add up
But it doesn't

There's your trouble, there's your trouble
You keep seeing double with the wrong one
You can't see I love you, you can't see she doesn't
But you just keep holding on
There's your trouble

Should have all worked out
But it didn't
She should be here now
But she isn't

There's your trouble, there's your trouble
You keep seeing double with the wrong one
You can't see I love you, you can't see she doesn't
But you just keep holding on
There's your trouble

Compound, Rockafella
And Ne-Yo's like young Michael, I'm Quincy
Now hear the flow that broke the Da Vinci code
I'm psycho, everything I write go together so nice
Like a wedding make you wanna throw rice

I'm schizo, clock don't tick so
Write sometimes 'til the chicks go noodles
I got screws loose
I pull words out the air like Bluetooth

I'm a sandwich short of a picnic, ignorant
Thoughts come across you've sworn that I written this
But I didn't so maybe
It's good to be crazy, isn't it baby?

I wrote your name on my wall 3000 times last night
You were on my mind
That's what you do to me, that's what you do
That's what you do to me, that's what you

Then one by one I went down the line just repeating it
'Cause it makes me smile
That's what you do to me, that's what you do
That's what you do to me, that's what you

Some say that it's just strange
To act that way but they don't understand
No, they don't get it, you're so magnetic
Though it's pathetic to them I simply turn and say

Just call me crazy
Insane, deranged, it don't matter to me
Call it what you want to, I don't care
And it doesn't make a difference long as she's there

Just call me crazy
Lovin' you is crazy, crazy's what I'll be
Ooh crazy, ooh crazy
Ooh, just call me crazy

Lately it seems like every song I write is about you
Ooh, I love your style
That's what you do to me, that's what you do
That's what you do to me, that's what you

Baby, and it just don't make no sense
How my swagger is crooked if you ain't by my side
That's what you do to me, that's what you do
That's what you do to me, that's what you do

Just call me crazy
Insane, deranged, it don't matter to me
Call it what you want to, I don't care
And it doesn't make a difference long as she's there

Just call me crazy
Lovin' you is crazy, crazy's what I'll be
Ooh crazy, ooh crazy
Ooh, just call me crazy

I talk to your picture
Ooh, I write your name in the mirror
Right after I love you down
I need you so much, can't get enough

Just call me crazy
Insane, deranged, it don't matter to me
Call it what you want to, I don't care
And it doesn't make a difference long as she's there

Just call me crazy
Lovin' you is crazy, crazy's what I'll be
Ooh crazy, ooh crazy
Ooh

Shawty had them Apple Bottom jeans, jeans
Boots with the fur, with the fur
The whole club was lookin’ at her
She hit the flo’, she hit the flo’
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low, low low low low

Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps, with the straps
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack, ayy!
She hit the flo’, she hit the flo’
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low, low low low low

I ain't never seen nuthin' that'll make me go
This crazy all night spendin’ my dough
Had a million dollar vibe and a bottle to go
Dem birthday cakes, they stole the show

So sexual, she was flexible
Professional, drinkin’ X and ooo
Hold up wait a minute, do I see what I think I? Whoa

Did I think I seen shorty get low?
Ain't the same when it's up that close
Make it rain, I'm makin' it snow
Work the pole, I got the bank roll

I'mma say that I prefer them no clothes
I'm into that, I love women exposed
She threw it back at me, I gave her more
Cash ain't a problem, I know where it goes

She had them Apple Bottom jeans, jeans
Boots with the fur, with the fur
The whole club was lookin’ at her
She hit the flo’, she hit the flo’
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low, low low low low

Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps, with the straps
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack, ayy!
She hit the flo’, she hit the flo’
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low, low low low low

Hey, shawty what I gotta do to get you home?
My jeans full of guap
And they ready for Shones
Cadillacs, Maybachs for the sexy grown
Patron on the rocks that'll make you moan

One stack, come on
Two stacks, come on
Three stacks, come on, now that's three grand
What you think, I'm playin’? Baby girl
I'm the man, I'll bend the rubber bands

That's what I told her, her legs on my shoulder
I knew it was over, that Henny and Cola
Got me like a Soldier
She ready for Rover, I couldn't control her
So lucky on me, I was just like a clover

Shorty was hot like a toaster
Sorry but I had to fold her
Like a pornography poster
She showed her

Apple Bottom jeans, jeans
Boots with the fur, with the fur
The whole club was lookin’ at her
She hit the flo’, she hit the flo’
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low, low low low low

Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps, with the straps
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack, ayy!
She hit the flo’, she hit the flo’
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low, low low low low

Whoa, shawty
Yea she was worth the money
Lil mama took my cash
And I ain't want it back

The way she bit that rag
Got her them paper stacks
Tattoo above her crack
I had to handle that

I was on it, sexy woman, let me shownin’
Make me want it two in the mornin’
I'm zonin’ and them rosay bottles foamin’

She wouldn't stop, made it drop
Shorty did that pop and lock
Had to break her off that guap
Gyal was fly just like my glock

Apple Bottom jeans, jeans
Boots with the fur, with the fur
The whole club was lookin’ at her
She hit the flo’, she hit the flo’
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low, low low low low

Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps, with the straps
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack, ayy!
She hit the flo’, she hit the flo’
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low, low low low low
C'mon

Here I am waiting, I'll have to leave soon
Why am I, holding on?
We knew this day would come, we knew it all along
How did it, come so fast?
This is our last night but it's late
And I'm trying not to sleep
'Cause I know, when I wake, I will have to slip away

And when the daylight comes I'll have to go
But tonight I'm gonna hold you so close
'Cause in the daylight we'll be on our own
But tonight I need to hold you so close
Oh-whoa, oh-whoa, oh-whoa
Oh-whoa, oh-whoa, oh-whoa

Here I am staring at your perfection
In my arms, so beautiful
This guy is getting tired cause stalls are burning out
Somebody slow it down
This is way too hard, cause I know
When the sun comes up, I will leave
This is my last glance that will soon be memory

And when the daylight comes I'll have to go
But tonight I'm gonna hold you so close
'Cause in the daylight we'll be on our own
But tonight I need to hold you so close
Oh-whoa, oh-whoa, oh-whoa
Oh-whoa, oh-whoa, oh-whoa

I never wanted to stop because
I don't wanna start all over, start all over
I was afraid of the dark but now
It's all that I want, all that I want, all that I want

And when the daylight comes I'll have to go
But tonight I'm gonna hold you so close
'Cause in the daylight we'll be on our own
But tonight I need to hold you so close

And when the daylight comes I'll have to go
But tonight I'm gonna hold you so close
Cause in the daylight we'll be on our own
But tonight I need to hold you so close
Oh-woah, oh-woah, oh-woah
Oh-woah, oh-woah, oh-woah
Oh-woah (yeah), oh-woah (yeah), oh-woah (yeah)
Oh-woah (yeah), oh-woah (yeah), oh-woah!

She's freaky and she knows it
She's freaky and I like it

Listen

She grabs the yellow bottle
She likes the way it hits her lips
She gets to the bottom
It sends her on a trip so right
She might be goin' home with me tonight

She looks like a model
Except she got a little more ass
Don't even bother
Unless you've got that thing she likes
I hope she's goin' home with me tonight

Those flashing lights come from everywhere
The way they hit 'em I have to stop and stare
She's got me love stoned
Man I swear she's that and she knows
I think that she knows

She's freaky and she knows it
She's freaky, but I like it

She shuts the room down
The way she walks and causes a fuss
The baddest in town
She's flawless like some uncut ice
I hope she's goin' home with me tonight

And all she wants is to dance
That's why you'll find her on the floor
But you don't have a chance
Unless you move the way that she likes
That's why she's goin' home with me tonight

Those flashing lights come from everywhere
The way they hit 'em I have to stop and stare
She's got me love stoned
Man I swear she's that and she knows
I think that she knows

Those flashing lights seem to cause a glare
The way they hit 'em I have to stop and stare
She's got me love stoned from everywhere
She's that and she knows
I think that she knows

Now dance
Little girl
You're freaky, but I like it
Hot damn!
Let me put my funk on this one time

(Instrumental break)

Those flashing lights come from everywhere
The way they hit 'em I have to stop and stare
She's got me love stoned
Man I swear she's that and she knows
I think that she knows

Those flashing lights seem to cause a glare
The way they hit 'em I have to stop and stare
She's got me love stoned from everywhere
She's that and she knows
I think that she knows

Those flashing lights come from everywhere
The way they hit 'em I have to stop and stare
She's got me love stoned
Man I swear she's that and she knows
I think that she knows

(Instrumental break)

Those flashing lights come from everywhere
The way they hit 'em I just stop and stare
She's got me love stoned
I think I'm love stoned
She's got me love stoned

I think that she knows, think that she knows, oh, oh (repeat 2 more times)

Those flashing lights come from everywhere
The way they hit 'em I just stop and stare
I'm love stoned from everywhere and she knows
I think that she knows
Think that she knows, oh, oh

And now I walk around without a care
She's got me hooked
It just ain't fair, but I...
I'm love stoned and I could swear
That she knows
Think that she knows, oh, oh
She knows, she knows, oh, oh.

I gotta find my way out of this hell, you got me into,
My baby's sleepin in anothers bed,
It's like i'm dreamin that walls are closing in on me,
I just wanna know you care.

I wanna find out why, you didnt choose to stay,baby,
You got me going crazy

Ooo... my baby she got me oh no... she left me a prisoner inside my words, ooo...... my baby she got me oh no.. she locked me in prison like a criminal

Everyday's the same, your word, lied away, when all you go and done isnt me, i can see you now, your long brown hair and your white wedding gown, baby im missing you...

I wanna find out why, you didnt choose to stay oh..., oh ya...,
Ooo... my baby she got me oh no... she left me a prisoner inside my words, ooo... my baby she got me oh no.. she locked me in prison like a criminal

I can't stop this, all this daydreaming , i gotta do my time... i ooo... i can't get out, i don't wanna feel this way, save me from this misery...

I wanna find out why, you didnt choose to stay, baby..., you got me going crazy...

Ooo... my baby she got me oh no... she left me a prisoner inside my words, ooo...... my baby she got me oh no.. she locked me in prison like a criminal

I promise to love ya, hold ya, even when time got hard and i can still see us being forever, but now we're falling apart...

I wanna find out why, you didnt choose to stay, baby... you got me, ooo... my baby she got me oh no... she left me a prisoner inside my words, ooo...... my baby she got me oh no.. she locked me in prison like a criminal

Big fat bass, the big fat bass
Big fat bass, the big fat bass
Big fat bass, the big fat bass
Big fat bass, the big fat bass

Big fat bass, the big fat bass
Big fat bass, the big fat bass
Big fat bass, the big fat bass

I can be the treble, baby
You can be the bass
You can be the bass
You can be the bass

I can be the treble, baby
You can be the bass
You can be the bass
You can be the bass

I can be the treble, baby
You can be the bass
You can be the bass
You can be the bass

I can be the treble, baby
You can be the bass
You can be the bass
You can be the bass

Hey, you see me down on the floor
I want you to take me higher
'Til I can't take it no more
It's gettin' bigger, the bass is gettin' bigger

And now you see me up in the sky
I was rockin' the bottom
Now look at me, I can fly
It's gettin' bigger, the bass is gettin' bigger

I can be your treble, baby
You can be my bass
You can be my bass
You can be my bass

I can be your treble, baby
You can be my bass
You can be my bass
You can be my bass

It's gettin' bigger, the bass is gettin' bigger
It's gettin' bigger, the bass is gettin' bigger
It's gettin' bigger, the bass is gettin' bigger
It's gettin' bigger, bigger, bigger

The bass is getting low
The bass is getting low
The bass is getting low
It's gettin' bigger, the bass is gettin' bigger

Hey, you see me out in the night
Wanna go out dancing
So I can feel alright
It's gettin' bigger, the bass is gettin' bigger

You take me out in the lights
I wanna have me a good time
The bass is feelin' nice
It's gettin' bigger, the bass is gettin' bigger

I can be your treble, baby
You can be my bass
You can be my bass
You can be my bass

I can be your treble, baby
You can be my bass
You can be my bass
You can be my bass

I can be your treble, baby
You can be my bass
You can be my bass
You can be my bass

I can be your treble, baby
You can be my bass
You can be my bass
You can be my bass

Y'all better get ready for the kick drum
For the kick drum, for the kick drum
Y'all better get ready for the kick drum
For the kick drum, for the kick drum

Yo, it's the kick drum, come and get some
Of the sound that's rockin' your system
When it pounds it 'cause an addiction
Y'all addicts better have a prescription

Me and Brit got the whole club trippin'
They sit and wait and listen
For the kick drum, for the kick drum
For the kick drum, for the kick drum

For the big, big, fat, fat bass
Rockin' all in your face
Vibrate, shake up the place
Right now, let's get crazy

Here we go, here we go, here we go
Everybody in the place get frantic
This beat right here's gigantic, yo

It's gettin' bigger, the bass is gettin' bigger
It's gettin' bigger, the bass is gettin' bigger
It's gettin' bigger, the bass is gettin' bigger
It's gettin' bigger, the bass is gettin' bigger

I can be your treble, baby
You can be my bass
You can be my bass
You can be my bass

I can be your treble, baby
You can be my bass
You can be my bass
You can be my bass

I can be your treble, baby
You can be my bass
You can be my bass
You can be my bass

I can be your treble, baby
You can be my bass
You can be my bass
The femme fatale

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a Bad Romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a Bad Romance

Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-ma!
GaGa-ooh-la-la!
Want your Bad Romance!

Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-ma!
GaGa-ooh-la-la!
Want your Bad Romance!

I want your ugly,
I want your disease.
I want your everything as long as it's free.
I want your love,
(Love Love Love)
I want your love.

(Yeah!)

I want your drama,
The touch of your hand. (Hey!)
I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand.
I want your love,
(Love Love Love)
I want your love.
(Love Love Love - I want your love)

You know that I want you,
And you know that I need you,
I want a Bad, a Bad Romance.

I want your love and
I want your revenge,
You and me could write a Bad Romance.
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
I want your lovin',
All your love is revenge.
You and me could write a Bad Romance.

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a Bad Romance!

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a Bad Romance!

Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-ma!
GaGa-ooh-la-la!
Want your Bad Romance!

I want your horror,
I want your design.
'Cause you're a criminal
As long as you're mine.
I want your love,
(Love Love Love)
I want your love.(Uhh)

I want your Psycho,
Your Vertigo shtick. (Hey!)
Want you in my Rear Window, baby is sick.
I want your love,
(Love Love Love)
I want your love.
(Love Love Love - I want your love)

You know that I want you, ('Cause I'm a free b****, baby)
And you know that I need you,
I want a Bad, Bad Romance.

I want your love, and
I want your revenge,
You and me could write a Bad Romance!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
I want your lovin',
All your love is revenge,
You and me could write a Bad Romance!

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a Bad Romance!

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a Bad Romance!

Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-ma!
GaGa-ooh-la-la!
Want your Bad Romance!

Walk, walk, fashion baby,
Work it,
Move that b**** c-razy.
Walk, walk, fashion baby,
Work it,
Move that b**** c-razy.
Walk walk, fashion baby,
Work it,
Move that b**** c-razy
Walk, walk, passion baby,
Work it.
I'm a free b****, baby.

I want your love,
And I want your revenge.
I want your love,
I don't wanna be friends.

Je veux ton amour,
Et je veux ta revanche.
Je veux ton amour,
I don't wanna be friends.

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
I don't wanna be friends! (A Bad Romance - I'm caught in a Bad Romance)
I don't wanna be friends! (A Bad Romance - A Bad Romance)
Want your Bad Romance! (I'm caught in a Bad Romance)
Want your Bad Romance!

I want your love, and
I want your revenge,
You and me could write a Bad Romance!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
I want your lovin',
All your love is revenge,
You and me could write a Bad Romance!

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
(Want your Bad Romance)
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a Bad Romance!
(Want your Bad Romance)

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
(Want your Bad Romance)
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a Bad Romance!

Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-ma!
GaGa-ooh-la-la!
Want your Bad Romance!

Maybe I disappeared when you least expected
Maybe I closed the door too soon
In the rear view mirror there's a space right where you left it
And maybe you needed me there too, maybe came too late

If I could start again I'd go back to that, back to that night
If I could just pretend I did everything, everything right
You didn't leave, we didn't fight
And I didn't wait to say you are my life
If I could start again it would never end

I remember a time when I was your best friend, yeah
The pillow still smells like your perfume, oh, oh
And I remember the second I, I didn't say the words that I meant
I left a broken memory of you, oh, oh, I never said sorry

If I could start again I'd go back to that, back to that night
If I could just pretend I did everything, everything right
You didn't leave and we didn't fight
And I didn't wait to say you are my life
If I could start again it would never end

Could I change your mind? Can I rewind?
Can I replace words on the page?
Everything wrong, everything right
Give me the time just to explain what I meant to say

If I could start again I'd go back to that, back to that night
If I could just pretend I did everything, everything right
You didn't leave, we didn't fight
And I didn't wait to say you are my life
If I could start again it would never end

Now your bowl is empty
And your feet are cold
And your body cannot stop rocking
I know
It hurts to let go

Since the day we found you
You have been our friend
And your voice still ech*** in the hallways of this house
But now
It's the end

We will be with you
When you're leaving
We will be with you
When you go
We will be with you
And hold you till you're quiet
It hurts to let you go

We will be with you
You will stay with us

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

You say black I say w[...]

<I came to dance, dance, dance, dance
I hit the floor
'Cause that's my, plans, plans, plans, plans
I'm wearing all my favorite
Plans, plans, plans, plans
Give me space for both my hands, hands, hands, hands
You, you
Cause it goes on and on and on
And it goes on and on and on

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Saying AYO
Gotta let go
I wanna celebrate and live my life
Saying AYO
Baby, let's go

'Cause we gon' rock this club
We gon' go all night
We gon' light it up
Like it's dynamite
Cause I told you once
Now I told you twice
We gon' light it up
Like it's dynamite

I came to move, move, move, move
Get out the way me and my crew, crew, crew, crew
I'm in the club so I'm gonna do, do, do, do
Just drop the phone, came here to do, do, do, do

Yeah, yeah

Cause it goes on and on and on
And it goes on and on and on

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Saying AYO
Gotta let go
I wanna celebrate and live my life
Saying AYO
Baby, let's go

'Cause we gon' rock this club
We gon' go all night
We gon' light it up
Like it's dynamite
Cause I told you once
Now I told you twice
We gon' light it up
Like it's dynamite

I'm gonna take it all out
I'm gonna be the last one standing
(?)
I'm gonna be the last one landing
'Cause I, I, Believe it
And I, I, I
I just want it all
I'm gonna put my hands in the air
Hands in the air
Put your hands in the air

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Saying AYO
Gotta let go
I wanna celebrate and live my life
Saying AYO
Baby, let's go

'Cause we gon' rock this club
We gon' go all night
We gon' light it up
Like it's dynamite
Cause I told you once
Now I told you twice
We gon' light it up
Like it's dynamite>

Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are, oh
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha, charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying "Keep on diggin'"
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find?
There in the pig mine
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry

Bus stop rat bag, ha ha, charade you are
You f***ed up old hag, ha ha, charade you are
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel
You're hot stuff with a hat pin
And good fun with a hand gun
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry

Hey you White House, ha ha, charade you are
You house proud town mouse, ha ha, charade you are
You're trying to keep our feelings off the street
You're nearly a real treat
All tight lips and cold feet
I know you feel abused
You gotta stem the evil tide
And keep it all on the inside
Mary you're nearly a treat
Mary you're nearly a treat
But you're really a cry