Who said dreams can’t come true?
You can literally make a butt-load of money by eating delicious candy all day every day! And it doesn’t require you to meet up with a weird man in a purple coat, lick the Snozzberry wall, or risk life and death by riding in a weird jet-boat down a raging chocolate river.
A company called Candy Funhouse is looking for their next “head taste-tester.”
The job seems surprisingly very good! First of all, you’ll get paid $100,000 a year. Second, no previous work experience is required. Third, you can work remotely. Fourth, it comes with a great dental plan. Lastly, anyone over the age of 5 years old can apply. FIVE?! Who says child labor is so last season?
There are two downsides, kind of. It’s a Canadian company, so you’ll be paid in Canadian which comes out to about $78,000 U.S. That’s still a stupid amount of money to eat candy all day. Also, you can’t have any major food allergies.
If you think you have what it takes to be the Captain of Candy (or you just wanna put your kids to work), you have until the end of August to apply on LinkedIn. Best of luck, please send me free candy if you win. You can apply here.
