Bow-chicka-bow owwww. And there’s a 50% chance you have it.
There is a quite genius parasite that makes you more attractive so that more people want to have sex with you. Smart lil parasite. If you’re doing the deed more, that makes you able to spread the parasite easier- according to new research.
A peer-reviewed study showed that men who had the parasite T.gondii had better facial symmetry (A/K/A attractive) than men who did not have the parasite.
Women seemed to have physiological changes, a lower body mass index, and were very confident in their looks. The study showed that people infected with T.gondii were not only sexier people but also healthier!
T.gondii is my favorite parasite. Simply wonderful.
The T.gondii amazingness doesn’t stop there, however. This parasite is literally genius. T.gondii has been observed in rats and found that it made the rats actually attracted to the smell of predator cat urine. And the reason is: that it makes the rat engage in risky behavior and increases the chance of being eaten by a cat… where the parasite will now spread to. I told you this parasite was genius… but it doesn’t stop there!
Once the parasite enters the cat…it now MAKES THE CAT SEXIER. It makes cats have more testosterone and more attractive to other girl cats. You see, normally parasites will make an animal look less healthy. Other animals typically avoid and do not mate with animals that look sick. The parasite found a way around this and basically just said, “Hey you know how other parasites make you look haggard and stuff… yeah let’s not do that.”
The research is still in the early stages, but coming from a personal standpoint… I’m not downside to this! 🤣 Be healthier, sexier, and get lucky more? Sign me up.
It’s estimated that half the world’s population is infected with T.gondii and has no idea that they are a host. 🤯
Quick, someone give it to me.
