The highly anticipated movie Cocaine Bear is due to release in theaters on Feb. 24th, and all of us at KISS FM are a little too excited.
It sounds outrageous, but the movie is, in fact, based on a true story from 1985 about a wild black bear that found a whole lot of cocaine in the woods from smugglers whose plane crashed in Georgia, and the bear got just ripped “high-as-a-kite” high, and went on a murderous rampage, going buck-wild while eating people and destroying everything in sight. Again, this is a true story.
Today, the marketing team behind the movie released an 8-bit game titled “Cocaine Bear: The Rise of Pablo Escobear.” Escobear, get it? Nice touch.
The game is basically set up like a Pac-Man game. You are the bear, and your job is to eat as much cocaine as you can on a coke fueled rampage and eat as much people as you can. There is some blood and gore, but on the level of Super-Nintendo, so not very realistic.
The game is ridiculously fun. Play it HERE. Definitely do *not* play it at work. I definitely am not…
Definitely do *not* play it at work. I definitely am not…
