Money’s tight, I get it. Car prices are at all-time high and it sucks. But hey, a guy’s gotta have reliable transportation, am I right?
Sure, I guess. We’re unclear why exactly, but this man has been using a children’s Power Wheel as his main form of transportation. Let’s assess this real quick:
Pros: it’s a cheap, environmentally friendly alternative to, you know, an actual car, no gasoline is required. That’s it.
Cons: it literally goes 2 miles per hour, has a very bad weight-bearing limit, is uncomfortable for adults, no room for passengers or groceries.
This Indiana man has just been popped with a DUI on a children’s toy (Yeah, you can get one of those). Apparently the man said he’s been using this method of transportation for 9 months and was genuinely upset when he was arrested, saying:
“I’ve been riding these power wheels for 9 months and you’re this first one that’s taking me to jail.”
Maybe take an Uber next time you’ve been hittin’ the sauce and need to be somewhere.
In all seriousness, you can absolutely get a DUI while driving a Power Wheel. In fact, anything with any sort of motor can land you in the slammer. Lawn mowers, electronic scooters, go-karts, jet skis, even electric wheelchairs. (?!)
Oh yeah, a horse too.
Sober Up, before you Giddy Up.
