If you’re a dude, you know the pain. You wake up freezing on the brink of complete hypothermia on the 1/10th of the bed she generously let you sleep on.
You can be a woman and say you don’t do that, but you do. It’s fine, we men have evolved through nature to not die from this tactic.
It’s honestly mind-blowing how great women are at stealing the blankets without us as much as noticing. What’s even more impressive is your ability to not only steal the blanket undetected, but once you do, you can turn yourself into a 2-ton stone. That blanket is yours now, we give up.
Those days could be over with the help of the Scandinavian Sleep Method which is gaining popularity on TikTok. What is the Scandinavian Sleep Method, you ask?
Easy. Each spouse gets their own small blanket, instead of one giant one. The theory is there is no longer a power struggle for blanket superiority. There is also no disproportionate heat dispersion.
I’m not sure this would work for me. I would need my own GIANT blanket. You see, I need a blanket I can wrap myself up in like a freakin mummy. Ain’t no way a small single-size comforter is going to do the trick.
