The Chinese have done it again: created a device that allows you to kiss your long-distance partner when you miss them! Good thing this isn’t weird at all!
Designed during the COVID-19 lockdowns, this device will help you cope with missing that special someone, and in a completely normal way! The device will record and save your kissing motions and sounds, so whoever’s on the receiving end will be able to kiss their device and feel just like they’re kissing you!
It also warms up to give you that realistic human touch! You will also be able to download other people’s kissing motions from the app as well, which is great if you have always wanted to know what it’s like to make out with Kim from accounting!
Also, I’m a bit suspicious of Eddie, who seemed to know all about this.
