Remember when you were a kid & your parents finally got you that expensive gift you’d been hounding, begging & doing extra chores for?
What would they tell you? Make sure to take good care of it? Don’t lose it? Or maybe, “Here. Now go away.”
I can remember many a time as a child finally getting that new gaming system or pair of shoes after annoying my mother into a nervous credit card breakdown.
I wouldn’t let anyone else touch or even look at my new belongings in fear that I would lose them.
I wish I could lose weight like I lose new items…
Even these days as a parent I am constantly saying “How did you lose it?” “I don’t know where you put it.” “No honey, I haven’t found your stuffed hedgehog yet.”
There’s something embarrassing about losing a new item you just got?
Did you know that the good ol’ U S of A spent more than 750 billion dollars last year on its military?
Could’ve knocked me over with a feather.
We’re out here gettin’ punished by mortgage rates, rent & groceries while the government is throwin’ dollars bills around like they’re at a strip club makin’ it rain.
However, it would appear as if our great leaders & protectors are as good at keeping track of their new, expensive toys as a 4-year-old because they recently lost an F-35.
That GIF breaks my brain but not as much as the fact that a big ass jet that is 51 feet in length and 14 feet in height got lost.
The pilot of the fighter jet in question was forced to eject from the plane as the result of the unspecified “mishap” that occurred after it took off from Joint Base Charleston in South Carolina on Sunday.
Ooooh, unspecified. They use that word so much that it’s starting to sound like when I say I’m sorry. It means nothing.
They were able to track down the pilot, but were unable to find the jet so now they’ve turned to the public to help them find it.
There are women out here putting air tags into the tiny pockets of their cheating husbands pants yet our military can’t find or track where a big ass plane went?
I’ve got about 35 F’s I could’ve sprinkled throughout this news story about then again there’s a certain F that the FCC would not be happy about.
