I love sandwiches. A lot. So, needless to say, I am a fan of Subway (…and Cousin’s, and Jersey Mike’s, and Firehouse, and Blimpy, and basically any place that makes subs.)
To my delight, I saw that Subway is offering free sandwiches for life.
Of course, there’s a caveat: You gotta change your name to Subway.
Yeah, that’s all. Just completely and legally change your name. You might hate your name, but could it really be worse than good ol’ Subway McGee? I mean, maybe.
Per usual with these kinds of contests, “for life” really doesn’t mean unlimited subs forever. Subway will give the winner $50,000 worth of Subway gift cards. For life = $50,000 worth of submarine sandwiches.
For scale, if you eat one sub a day (which is a crazy amount of subs), that would last you about 15-20 years depending on the sub. If you ate breakfast, lunch, and dinner at Subway, it would last you about 7 years.
Subway will also give you $750 for legal name-changing fees. How thoughtful. If you’re seriously willing to do this, you can enter HERE beginning August 1st.
