Now your butt can smell exactly like your breath!
Just in time for the Pumpkin Spice season, Dude Wipes has come to save our butts with “Dumpkin-Spice” butt wipes. I love everything about this.
As a dude who recently tried out Dude Wipes for the first time after finding a good deal, I gotta say… I like them!
Who doesn’t wanna be clean after fighting for your life in the bathroom? Dude Wipes are also good if you find yourself breaking a sweat and don’t have time for a shower. Just wipe your arms, legs, wherever else you might wanna “freshen” up. They work great and they’re also safe to flush.
Now, with the introduction of pumpkin spice butt wipes… this is a game changer. Women love pumpkin spice and they don’t even know why. They’re just drawn to it. Therefore, freshening up with a pumpkin spice buttwipe, women will now be drawn to you as well via the transitive property.
Has this replaced Starbucks Pumkin Spice Latte as the new official kickoff to the fall season? Thank you, @DUDEwipes! #DumpkinSpice pic.twitter.com/Gl6oudDvFU
— Jason Bennett ~ On-Site Every Day @ SDCC 2023 (@TahoeJBennett) August 29, 2023
The must-have toiletry of the season is pumpkin spice butt wipes, so don’t miss out fellas, you can thank me later!
I also love the fact that Dude Wipes named them “Dumpkin Spice.” Brilliant.
