Say goodbye to avocado uncertainty! Avocados are a tough little fruit. A simple squeeze will generally reveal an avocado living its most extreme life. That is to say, one can easily deduce when an avocado is overripe or grossly underripe. However, avocado consumption is often an exercise in long-game patience and menu planning. You’re lookin’ to whip-up some guac for the game next weekend? You might want to pick up some rock hard alligator pears on Tuesday. Hoping for a few slices on your BLT that you plan to construct for dinner tonight? Well, good luck, roll the dice. That’s a little dramatic, except when it isn’t. I mean, it is, but when you want the avocado, you want the avocado!
Getting burned by the avocado is a double-whammy: you don’t have the avocado you desperately crave, and you feel a measure of shame for trusting that avocado. Your gut told you it wasn’t right, but you capitulated to your carnal desires and invited upon yourself the misery in which you presently stew. How can you ever trust the avocado again? You can touch it, look at it, flick off the stem cap and examine the flesh beneath, but do you really know? How can you ever trust yourself in front of that grocery bin again? Well, good news. Now you don’t have to!
Check out this avocado ripeness machine. It not only tells you if it’s ready-to-go, it tells you, if it’s not, how long before it will hit the peak consumption window. The only downside…we’ve got to get to Finland to check our avocados, and by that point, they’ll be ripe for sure.
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