With such beautifully crafted festive lyrics as:
The only place you want to be
Is underneath my Christmas tree
Light me up, put me on top
Let’s fa la la la la, la la la la
Here, here, here (ra-pa-pum-pum)
The best time of the year (ra-pa-pum-pum)
Take off my stockings where?
I’m spreading Christmas cheer
Oh-oh, a Christmas
My Christmas tree’s delicious
It’s not even thinly veiled innuendo… About the only thing she didn’t reveal is how her tree was flocked, but you can probably guess. Awful.
